Husband, wife and other jokes

Third Child
The bride said she wanted three children,
while the younghusband said two would be enough for him.
They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he‘d put an end to things by saying boldly,After our second child, I’ll just have a vasectomy.
Without a moment’s hesitation, the bride retorted,
Well, Ihope you’ll love the third one just as if it’s your own...

100 kisses
A letter has been sent from a husband:
Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart,
your husband.

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses,
I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and
I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.
Your Sweet Heart .

Punctuation is Powerful
An English professor wrote the words:
"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the blackboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All the boys in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the girls in the class wrote:
"A woman : without her, man is nothing."

Who Should Make the Coffee?
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and
showed him at the top of several pages,
that it indeed says, "HEBREWS."