The world's shortest fairy tale...
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"....
The girl said "No."
And the guy lived happily ever after and went golfing, fishing, racing, played football and drank lots of beer.
The end.
Courage..
The poor young fellow entered the dentist's office trembling with fright. By the time he sat down in the dentist's chair, his face was white and his eyes dilated with horror.
The sympathetic dentist offered the man a drink of whisky, which he gratefully accepted. Then he asked for and gulped down a second shot.
"Got your courage back now?" asked the dentist.
"I sure have!" The patient retorted.
"And I would just like to see anybody touch my teeth now!"
2 comments:
good joke,shall i translate it to malayalam and illustrate it to be published in cartoon jalakam for falitha bindukkal type page?
Reply to Naushad.
Dear friend,
I'm not the one to permit a translation. If u do so, just credit this blog. It's only a request. Also, tell all ur friends abt this blog and do contribute with jokes. Is "Cartoon Jalakam" a web mag?
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